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New Unknown Species Discovered

New Unknown Species Discovered

This unknown species was discovered in the third world. My first thought was that it was an abnormal birth of a human being. In the third world, some pregnancies are not monitored by modern medicine; meaning there are no sonograms or doctors available to view fetuses. Thus people give birth to babies with all kinds of deformities. No offense to the third world – I owe a lot of hardcore party time, beautiful women, and fun violence to it – but it’s just the unfortunate reality of the lowest level of poverty I have witnessed. But now that I think of it, it’s too big to be a newborn baby. It would have had to been born and survived the first months to a year of life. What do you think it is?