I am La Burla. I am from the third world, which is a name for underdeveloped countries. A lot of wild things happen in the third world that you may not be aware of. I am here to bring them to your attention. I have run from people shooting at me, have slept with some of the finest women, and gotten drunk for days without sleep in the third world. Anything from the goriest murders, filthiest slums to the most beautiful women and natural and, at times, virgin landscapes will be found on Bembeo. Que hubo, hombre! A La Burla!